Miss Shirley Sees Things

Today in holy fuck, I need a god damn prize for coping with this:

Aware that I may be chilly, I decided a certain scarf would be pretty over my business casual outfit. Was wrapping it around my neck, pulling here and there, twisting and tucking in loose ends. Looked down in my lap to see fucking moth larvae that had fallen off it twisting as if confused on my lap pardon I’m going to go throw up in the shower.