Miss Shirley Sees Things

ultraprism:

thebadgerworeblack:

This is what the Metro bus system is like in LA.

I miss my car. 

Today i sat behind a guy whose hair looked exactly like Lucius Malfoy’s. Every once in a while he would prop his arm up on the seat next to him and his armpit smelled like a dumpster. I MISS WORKING SOMEWHERE WITH REASONABLE PARKING.

I think I have some sort of LA Metro Stockholm syndrome, because this doesn’t even look bad to me. Only one seat wasted by a little sprawl? Presumably some noise from that device? And someone who smelled like dumpster only upon raising his arm? LIKE A PIECE OF BUS RIDING PIE, RIGHT? LA LA LA LA LA